Hi! I'm L. XXXI years old. Italian.
I've a pug, a tattoo and tons of books.
This is pretty much what you can find in my mind.
Enjoy the ride.
Straight: My cake is chocolate.
Gay: My cake is vanilla.
Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
Asexual : I don't enjoy cake