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theriotmag: Well, we can only assume he does.  Akin recently stated that he has spoken to doctors who have told him that, in cases of “legitimate rape,” the female body has biological defenses to prevent pregnancy. It is possible that he has somehow confused human vaginas with duck vaginas, which have evolved natural defenses against rape-happy male ducks. I now ask you, ladies and gentlemen, how does one confuse a human vagina with a duck vagina?  Hmm? The answer is clear: Todd Akin fucks ducks.  He is a duckfucker.  Maybe this isn’t true, but since Akin feels no need to check his facts re: human biology or his fucked-up use of the term “legitimate rape,” I’m not feeling too keen on checking mine re: his duckfucking or lack there-of. So, it’s pretty simple.  Don’t vote for this duckfucker right here.

theriotmag:

Well, we can only assume he does.  Akin recently stated that he has spoken to doctors who have told him that, in cases of “legitimate rape,” the female body has biological defenses to prevent pregnancy.

It is possible that he has somehow confused human vaginas with duck vaginas, which have evolved natural defenses against rape-happy male ducks.

I now ask you, ladies and gentlemen, how does one confuse a human vagina with a duck vagina?  Hmm?

The answer is clear: Todd Akin fucks ducks.  He is a duckfucker. 

Maybe this isn’t true, but since Akin feels no need to check his facts re: human biology or his fucked-up use of the term “legitimate rape,” I’m not feeling too keen on checking mine re: his duckfucking or lack there-of.

So, it’s pretty simple.  Don’t vote for this duckfucker right here.

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    seen on rebloggy.com/rape
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    Reblogging my comments from my main blog. (I’ll be doing this quite a bit at first.)
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    Hey, Mr. Akin. In order to hopefully not get raped, female ducks have evolved to make it as physically difficult as...
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    that is so much easier to say so i’m down
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    While I don’t generally approve of just straight up calling people things with no evidence, I am all for this...
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